5 Adult Tech Toys for Your Valentine [Adult Content]
It’s nearing Valentine’s Day and techies out there probably finding special ways to profess their love to that special someone. If you searched on Google right, then you’ve come to the right place.
I’ve just finished compiling a list of adult tech toys that say I love you better than romantic card (maybe).
Pleo would make a nice pet.
Let’s start with a pet…but this is no ordinary pet – it’s a dinosaur!
Okay, before you start shrieking Jurassic park, I think you should meet Pleo; an animatronic pet robot. He’s cute, cuddly and doesn’t leave a mess like organic pets, and he could just be the ideal companion for your companion when you are away.
Going at US$359 on Amazon, Pleo is the only PG rated toy we’ve thought of.
Next up is a way for you to see how things get heated on Valentine’s Day with the FLIR One which, according to Gizmag, is a slide on attachment for iPhone 5 / 5S that allows you to use the smartphone as a thermal camera.
All you’ve got to do is slide it on, point and see how hot things really get and although I must warn you that the next few gadgets and toys get more mature and a lot hotter, I see a great future for this product coupled with our next one on the list – Google Glasses with Sex with Glasses app.
The Google Glasses (with Sex with Google Glasses app) is designed to give you a different point of view during love sessions. Well, that’s what CNet is telling us anyway.
Google’s Sergey Brin sports his Google Glass.
(Credit: James Martin/CNET)
The Sex with Google Glasses app will allow partners to stream their views for their partner’s corresponding glasses. Unfortunately, this means both consenting parties must have pair of glasses.
Now, people are already concerned that if hackers were able to break into the Google device then people private moments could become everyone’s shared moments on the internet. Unfortunately, that has not stopped porn stars James Deen and Andy San Dimas from trying it out.
This next toy, OhMiBod, is something men would get for their women. The device is described by their Australian website as “the original iPod® vibrator” (I prefer the term massager) and translates music into vibrations with the volume and beat determining the strength of the vibrations.
PC Mag gets a closer view of the OhMiBod products with inventor Suki Dunham.
Our final toy is something for the men. Ladies, contrary to popular beliefs, blow up dolls aren’t the only toys for men, as our friends from Gizmodo point out, is exactly what the Tenga 3D Polygon is.
The device is a male masturbation sleeve or more commonly known as a fleshlight. However, the shape makes it more acceptable if someone stumbles on it in the bathroom.
Anyway, Phuong from JoyToys.com does an nice review of the product which has been called the “can of happiness”, and for US$125 on Amazon it is guaranteed to give your partner its money’s worth.
I hope you enjoyed the list and have a Happy Valentine’s Day.
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